110 + Unique Pizza Quotes and Captions for Instagram and Social Media

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Obsessed with pizza? Me too! That's why I've compiled this list of 110+ Unique Pizza Quotes and Captions for Instagram and Social Media! Have a slice, and a scroll! I *crust* you'll find what you're looking for!

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Tips for leveling up your pizza social media photography

Canva - I love Canva and use it to resize photos, make Pinterest pins, and edit my photos. It’s definitely worth the investment.
IPhone or Android MACRO LENS - Game changer!! If you’ve ever wondered how bloggers get those big, 1:1 ratio photos of their food (big, juicy, close-up shots, this is the secret.
Bessie Bakes Surfaces - I’d recommend getting two, and if you’re not a skilled photographer, I’d go with a neutral color (not white) because this makes editing a little bit easier if you’re a beginner.
South facing window - Heads up, it might be in your bathroom or something. I’m lucky that mine is toward the front of my house right off the kitchen. I like to stand parallel to the window with my food in between and take the photo at a 45 degree angle. This gives the food a nice, sparkle effect.

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Short pizza captions

Pizza on my mind, pizza all the time
Pizza night, baby
Life’s a party - a pizza party
Pizza by the slice
Pizza and Netflix
Pizza is here
Pizza has my heart
Cheesy P-Z
Happiness = pizza
Love language = pizza
I <3 pizza night
Being cheesy
Saucy and cheesy
My pizza

Captions for pizza at a restaurant

I knead pizzerias in my life
Life is most fun when eating pizza at dirty pizza joint
You, me, and a pizza at the best pizzeria
5 friends, 1 pizza, 1 booth
Pepperoni pizza, with a soda on the side
Pizza + salad = happiness
Pizza + salad = love
What’s on the menu? Pizza
What’s the best restaurant in any town? Always the pizzeria
Trouble deciding on a restaurant? Pizza is never a bad option
The most difficult thing about this menu is trying to decide which pizza to get
It’s easy being this cheesy
Crust me, this place is delicious
Pineapple princess, I love you you’re the sweetest pizza I’ve seen

Captions for eating pizza while traveling

Great company, great view, even better pizza
Great location, great pizza
Travel + pizza = happiness!
I knead two things in live: pizza and travel
I’m committed to travel and pizza. Sometimes both at the same time.
When in doubt go out…for pizza
Love and pizza…one and the same!
Life begins when you get out of your comfort zone. Travel, and get a pizza with a new topic.
Pizza, pray, love
Travel and pizza, my whole life!
Pizza in a new location
There’s pizza in this town
Good pizza, good travel

Pizza advertising captions

You can’t buy happiness but you can buy pizza.
We don’t cut corners, we cut slices!
Crust us, you’ll want to savor the flavor
Have pizza your way, and have it delivered
Pizza: just do it
Pizza: because you’re worth it
Pizza: bet ya can’t eat just one
I crust you if you eat pineapple on pizza
There are some things money can’t buy, but pizza, money can always buy
Your passion, your pizza, your way
Pizza: I’m lovin’ it
Two pizzas, pizzas here before you, that’s what I said now

Pizza Instagram, Facebook, and Pinterest Captions

It ain't easy, being this cheesy
Life is short, eat all of the pizza
My love language is wine and pizza!
Pizza, any way, any time
Happiness one slice at a time
Eat the pizza, no good story starts with a salad
Cheese, and more cheese, would be grate!
Pizza in one hand, Coke in the other
Pizza selfie
The circle of life: in a pizza box
Pizza, friends, and Netflix
Pizza all day
They call me pineapple princess, because I love pineapple on my pizza
The sweetest thing I’ve ever seen, esp with pineapple toppings

Pizza with your boyfriend or girlfriend captions

You think I’m pretty, with pizza on my face
We fit together like pepperoni on pizza
We’re as weird as pineapple on your pizza
We love each other, but we love pizza more
Pizza is for lovers
The most romantic date night: pizza night
Any way you slice it, we’re perfect together
Pizza, my baby, and a soda
This is our circle of crust <3
Date night for three: you, me and this pizza
The slice of my love life

Family pizza night + pizza party captions

Keep your family close and your pizza closer!
Friday night is always pizza night in this family!
Pizza, family, and fun.
Anything better than riding passenger with a warm pizza on your lap?
This is my family’s circle of crust
My whole is right here: family + pizza
I love my family and pizza
We’re a cheesy family
Spending time with my family, and a big pizza, is always grate!
In this family we eat pizza, pray and love
Pizza is the one thing we can agree on
We can always talk over pizza

Pizza puns + jokes

I knead pizza like I knead air
In pizza we crust!
We crust in pizza
Pizza is the only circle of crust you need
I’m saucy, like my pizza
This cheese pizza is grate
Why did the pizza maker go out of business? Because he didn’t make enough dough.
Pizza is the only love triangle I want in my life
You can only make everyone happy if you’re pizza
Pizza: the only thing that we can all agree on
You can’t make everyone happy - you’re not a pizzeria!
Wine + pizza = the perfect pairing

Celebrity quotes about pizza

"If I could have one last meal I think it would be New York pizza," - Kim Kardashian
“Pizza makes me think that anything is possible." - Henry Rollins
"I love pizza; you can't really go wrong with pizza." - Nick Jonas
"I'm pretty much a pizza and wings girl." - Sofia Richie
"I could eat pizza for every meal, breakfast, lunch, and dinner." - Michael B. Jordan
"I love food, all food, any food. Except maybe not possum." - Eddie Redmayne
"I was really excited to get into pizza. It's my favorite food." - Ed Sheeran
"I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding." - Mike Birbiglia
"I think of dieting, then I eat pizza." - Lara Stone
"You know, I eat, but I don't really cook. I get by, but I don't know anything about gourmet food, and I know nothing about cooking." - Quentin Tarantino